The absence of women in history is man made.
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.
S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via bl-ossomed)
crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?
Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.
This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.